Saw this one floating around LiveJournal (first from R.J.):

Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 3452
How many hours or days of music: 8.7 days

Most recently played: “Seven Drunken Nights”, Bill Craig, The Wild Rover
Most played: “I Hope That I Don’t Fall in Love With You”, Tom Waits, Closing Time
Most recently added: “Auld Lang Syne”, Rob Crabtree, The Piper’s Journey

Sort by song title
First Song: “Abilene”, Sheryl Crow, C’mon C’mon
Last Song: “1917”, Linda Ronstdadt & Emmylou Harris, Western Wall: The Tuscon Sessions

Sort by time
Shortest Song: “Patrick Henry Quote”, Wee Sing America (0:07) — that’s spoken; the shortest song with music is “‘The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show’ Theme” from Go Simpsonic With The Simpsons (0:14)
Longest Song: “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”, Arlo Guthrie, The Best of Arlo Guthrie (18:37)

Sort by album
First album: Absolute Torch and Twang, k.d. lang
Last album: 40 Greatest Hits, Hank Williams

First song that comes up on Shuffle: “Echoes of Love”, Elvis Presley, The “Lost” Album

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 7
Life – 57
Love – 154
Hate – 1 (and it’s found “Whatever Became of Herbert” by Tom Lehrer—I have no songs with the word hate in the title!)
You – 324
Sex – 2